I usually just eat and blog and not study and go to university with 0 fucks and I have three fish that are horny and an ass that doesn't quit. I dabble in poetry, and sometimes I sing in the shower .
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
Hahaha cigarette lighter
I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
Jennifer- “I wasn’t that drunk” Josh- “You were crying because you wanted to meet Jennifer Lawrence”