I usually just eat and blog and not study and go to university with 0 fucks and I have three fish that are horny and an ass that doesn't quit. I dabble in poetry, and sometimes I sing in the shower .
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
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i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
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sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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